Slave 4 Who?

* For the record, this has been edited from what was originally a "birthday card e-post" type thing for a friend *

Ya'll might be familiar with the song? It was made famous by the world's premiere blond bomb (no, I don't think "shell" deserves to go with that in this case). So don't be mistakin' this for a tribute to that wannabe princess. This version is about the real princess...

(These are the real lyrics, as posted at lyricsfreak.com. Now that's talent!)

Slave 4 U

I know I may be young,
but Ive got feelings too.

And I need to do what I feel like doing.








So let me go and just listen.

All you people look at me like Im a little girl.

Well did you ever think it be okay for me to step into this world.

Always saying little girl dont step into the club.

Well Im just tryin to find out why cause dancings what I love.

Get it get it, get it get it (whoooa)
Get it get it, get it get it (whoooooa)(do you like it)
Get it get it, get it get it (ooohhhh)(this feels good)


* ummm, yeah.. these are all really the lyrics - I kid you not *

I know I may come off quiet, I may come off shy.

But I feel like talking, feel like dancing when I see this guy.







Whats practical is logical. what the hell, who cares?









All I know is Im so happy when youre dancing there.

Im a slave for you.

Okay... that's just a weird thought (desperately searches for pictures of Han Solo...)

I cannot hold it; I cannot control it.
Im a slave for you.








Oop! Wrong picture!

Phew! Finally

I wont deny it; Im not trying to hide it.

Baby, dont you wanna, dance upon me,
(I just wanna dance next to you)















To another time and place.

Baby, dont you wanna, dance upon me, (are you ready)
Leaving behind my name, my age.
(lets go)

(like that)
(you like it)

WHAT is up with these lyrics? I have no idea!

(now watch me)














Get it get it, get it get it (whoooa)
Get it get it, get it get it (whoooooa)
Get it get it, get it get it (ooohhhh) [panting]

Get what? Ewoks could write better lyrics.
In fact they have...

I really wanna dance, tonight with you.
(I just cant help myself)

I really wanna do what you want me to.
(I just feel I let myself go)

I really wanna dance, tonight with you.
(wanna see you move)
I really wanna do what you want me to.
(uh uh uh)

Baby, dont you wanna, dance upon me, (I just wanna dance next to you)
To another time and place.





Now George, just try and put yourself in my... bikini.










Baby, dont you wanna, dance upon me,
(are you ready)

Leaving behind my name, my age. Im a slave for you.

(take that)






I cannot hold it; I cannot control it.
Im a slave (it just feels right) for you. (it just feels good)
I wont deny it; Im not trying to hide it. (baby)










Get it get it, get it get it (whoooa)
Get it get it, get it get it (whoooooa)
Get it get it, get it get it (ooohhhh) [panting] ....

Um, alright already...

Get it get it, get it get it (whoooa)
Get it get it, get it get it...




Utinni! Garble-gunk. [Alright already! We get it.]












...(whoooooa)

Get it get it, get it get it (ooohhhh) [panting]...

* Yawn * Whatever. Hey - that's Luke! I wonder if he
brought any beer. Gotta try and get this chain
off before this song makes me nuts! Man, I'm thirsty.

Im a slave for you. (here we go now)
I cannot hold it; I cannot control it.




Gotta... get... chain... off...
Song... making...me... nuts...






Im a slave for you. (here we go)
I wont deny it, (yeah) Im not trying to hide it.

(like that)





Score! Han will love this pot roast tonight, once the hibernation sickness wears off!

Talk to the buns

Check out this link for the version with muuzak<- the weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a

-OR-
When the Star Wars main title appears above ^ clck play on the video below v

Got something to say to me?

I thought not.

Strange transmissions

Some very strange signals made their way into one of the ExGal outposts. At this point it is of unknown origins, and seemingly not of his galaxy. Pray to the Force it's not Vong related. I'm keping the channels open for further updates, but this is what we have so far (it may be shocking):

Ode to dad

I know it's lonely at the top, co-ruling the galaxy with someone you are secretly vying to destroy...



This is an ode to daddy.




We all know you are hot stuff, but sometimes I think you take it a little too far...



But we still love ya, and are thinking of you. It's all good.

Even though you never could shoot the Force lightening like 'Ol Wrinkles...

No biggie (whew!)






You are still a hottie, even before we knew what was under that suit, and before the bbq.








You always were so family oriented. No one could see that though....









Like that time you celebrated "Bring your kid to work Day". It was a little tense at first. True.




Just please, please, please... watch out for kittens next time. You just never know.

A slow start...

Well, the last mission was a great success but alas, the struggle between good and evil throughout the galaxy continues. I guess there would be no need for heroes and all those diplomatic missions if all of a sudden good just went and triumphed.

I must apologize to anyone who stops by here and sees barely any progress in my little blog here. I have to fix some stuff up - apparently the Aurebesh font only appears if it's installed on your computer. I think I'll put the format back to the very classic and very Star Warsey black, space-like background here. Maybe I'll try to work some more graphic magic here too. Gotta spruce up the links and other stuff.

Damn fool idealistic crusades...er, I mean those darn diplomatic missions just take up so much of my time. I really have to quit that excuse.

All systems are operational

I wonder what happens when I type in Aurebesh, and try to copy and paste into my blog?

It looks to work quite nicely, but doesn’t seem to work for the title bar. What has Obi Wan gotten himself into now? I keep seeing the Holo with his *ahem* displayed for all to see. Maybe I should go check up on him.

I let my brother and Han take the sail barge skiff today. I swear, I worry about them sometimes. Always getting into some sort of wild adventure.

Ah well, that’s all for tonight. I’ll be taking off on yet another diplomatic mission soon. I may not get a chance to post anytime in the near future because of it, so I figured I’d put this one in, even though it’s rather dull.

May the blog be with you, always.